It's Friday and isn't everyone just so excited for the weekend? (Everyone except us who work on weekends where it's just more work days). Fridays are the best because I get to bring out a 5 Fandom Friday post, and let's face it, they're my favourite!
1. A pocket watch that freezes time: Need extra time doing anything? Wonderful. Procrastination just got a whole lot longer. I might like to add some extra functions like speeding time too (for when you're at work or stuck in traffic or some other horrendous task) but without all those nasty side effects I saw in Click (with Adam Sandler and Christopher Walken). A pocket watch will just go with all of my outfits too. I know I could go for the Time Turner but I really want to STOP time as well as travel through it.
2. Arvak (from Skyrim, Dawnguard DLC): Okay, I do have a car. A car is great to get around in but I have to pay tax, insurance and petrol. Let's not forget the hourly parking rate either if I want to drive to work. If I had Arvak then I could just summon a horse, ride it all the way from my home to work and not have to pay any of the above items. I'd also look badass, bro.
3. Money Tree: How good do sims have it? Be it the Money Tree in TS3 only gives $1 when they're in a bad mood and $40 when they're in platinum moods but either way that is free money. I've had sims live off that amount and become a lot more successful than me. I would definitely be interested in gardening if plants grew money.
4. A device that always you to live an alternative life: Yeah, straight forward really. You just decide, oh hey, I would like to go slay a dragon, or ride a monster truck that is on fire, or go to a land literally made of chocolate. The Imaginater 5000 (marketable name, gives it some history, doesn't it?) creates this like like world where everything you want is real. Obvious side effects: reality sucks afterwards so you spend all of your time using this machine but there will at least be a social aspect so you can be with family, friends and lovers. It has everything, in theory.
5. My Future App: I've literally searched for something like this for so long. Obviously if this is something I am making up that is magical then I wouldn't need to fill in extensive life choices for a vague future calculation. I want a proper future-seeing app that updates whenever I make a new decision. That way I can see all the consequences for my choices immediately but, less ominously, get excited about cute things like babies and being old and wrinkly.
What would your 5 items be?